the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

(via laughingisbetter)

fun-ta-mental:

kidxforever:

I just caught my big turtle trying to rape my little turtle

I got up so fast, My little turtle swam to me like “OMG THANK YOU, THIS NIGGA IS CRAZY”

The big turtle was like “man we aint doing nothing, im just horny, you need to buy us some turtle bitches”

Nooo

(via kidxforever)